Bless Our World's Soliders

Our Team

None of these people are real. Don't reach out to any of them. I made these up in 5 seconds.

• Founder : Johnny Cheddar Jr.
• Co-Founder : Professor Svartas
• Other Members : Comic Sans MS, Narrator’s Moose from “Savior 101”

Not real merchandise. We can't ship you any of these. I think we need a contract?

• Air $0.00
• 0 sec warranty on blender $0.00
• A nonexistent Shirt $0.00

How to contact! Disclaimer: these are fake. Sandy Island isn't real.

• (555) 555 - 5556
• MannysHouse@dariy.org
• 15 Giovanni St SE Sandy Island

The Related News. These are not real. Don't sue us please.

• $0.00.1 Donated!
• My Tree makes Peace with Yugoslavia!
• Narrator’s Moose’s Birthday!