Knock Knock
Who is there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stop what you are doing and ask me another joke!
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Knock Knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo who?
STOP CRYING!
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Why did the pony ask for water?
It was a little horse.
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Why did the robber jump in the shower?
To get a clean getaway.
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What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
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